Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Third trimester

Where are the Tums?
I didn't know that you could get stretch marks on your stretch marks.
Do I really want to pick that up off the floor?
I mean, would it really hurt to just leave it where I dropped it?
Where's the bathroom?
Are you going to eat that?
How many Tums am I allowed to take in one day?
I can't believe I have to go to the bathroom again.
Is that a foot behind my ribs?
Seriously, what is that behind my ribs?
Huff, puff -- did they add more stairs since I was here last?
Why didn't I take the elevator?
I forgot to bring the Tums with me.


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