Thursday, May 04, 2006

Go forth

I'm sure you've heard or read this passage before:
On the sixth day, God created man and said, "Go forth, be fruitful and mutiply. Have dominion over the fish of the sea, and the fowl of the air, and everything that creepeth over the earth."

I'm about to share with you a much less famous passage:
And in the seventh month, God said to Eve, "Go forth, be miserable and fat. Have insomnia during the night, eateth Tums like candy, and I dare you to try to take a full breath."


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